Kenz: “Bwennan, I found these. You should cut your nails with these clipper nails things.”
Category Archives: Profound words from Kenzie
Kenzie: “I have super powers.” B:” no you don’t.” Kenz:” YES I DO HAVE SUPER POWERS!” B: (walks away) “More like crying powers.”
Today in the car…. Kenz: “Is daddy home?” Mommu: “Nope, he’s at work.” Brennan: “What does daddy do at work?” Mommy: “I have no idea, what do you think he does?” Brennan: ” I think he plays on his phone and his computer.” Mommy: “Something like that. What does mommy do?” Brennan: “Mommy sends emails […]
“Kenz, why are your pants wet at the bottom?” “Because I put my feet in the potty.” “Your what?” “My feet.” “WHY! Why would you ever put your feet in the potty?” “Because it was awesome.” Someone please tell me where I have gone wrong.
“Give it to me daddy, or I will throw up on your bed again.” -Kenzie, age 2 And yes, she threw up in my bed. And so did Brennan, three hours later. He managed to get me in the face too. Children:2 me:0